Really? Did they need to include the penis on the piñata bear?

Feeling small and inadequate?

Quality craftmanship at Target

I wish I was as cool as this kid…Now the fun comes when you click to the next picture…

This was on the side of the box. We checked the pictures back and forth. They’re the same picture. That means that someone PhotoShopped those wacky-ass sunglasses onto him.

I just learned that today is Malaria Awareness Day. I had no idea. They might have to declare a Malaria Awareness Day Awareness Day.

Fun for the whole family

You see, this isn’t entirely correct…If someone has been persuaded, they are now consenting. And is this insinuating that all sex with mute girls is rape? And, lastly, the one thing we DON’T need to be saying is “if it’s sexy, it must be consent!”

In the words of Paul upon seeing this for the first time “What happened between steps 1 and 2? He’s a completely different person?”

Really should have counted on the pink fading a bit faster. Oh well. April is, as of now, Sexual Assault Month!

Yes, welcome everyone to college with a sign dripping blood

I’m pretty sure dialing that will get you someone else

The longest socks in the world

So who originally thought that bamboo would make for good sock material?

Rated G. The preview does make it look like a fun, feel-good family flick!